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Consider your options…

Your options…are not many in the given circumstances. You seem to be falling, quite quickly, and if you remember your physics classes, you should be accelerating at a rate of 9.81 meters per square second. This is all useless information since you are going to be dead fairly soon anyway. You sigh. You attempt to wake up, the hopes that it is a dream, which it isn’t. You await your impending doom.

You hit the ground with a thud.

You aren’t dead.

This is strange.

You should definitely be dead.

Then again, you should definitely be in your bed.

What to do?